Bunny Flop
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| Tribe name: | Bunny Flop |
| Tag: | Flop |
| Number of members: | 7 |
| Points of the best 22 players | 4.898 |
| Total points: | 4.898 |
| Average points: | 700 |
| Rank: | 151 |
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| Opponents defeated: |
62.888 (141.)
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We the bunnies.
We Hop. We Eat. We Sleep.
Mr.Rabbit is a rare rabbit. I am the leader of all the rabbit.
 for some interesting things.
 They do “binkies.”
A binky is when a bunny jumps in the air, twists its body, and kicks its feet out. It looks like a glitch in the rabbit matrix.
They flop dramatically.
When a bunny is extremely relaxed, it will suddenly flop onto its side like it just fainted from too much happiness.
They thump like tiny drama queens.
If a bunny is annoyed, scared, or simply wants attention, it will stomp its foot like, “Um—excuse me???”
4. They zoom with zero warning.
Sometimes they get a random burst of energy and sprint around the room at NASCAR speed, then act like nothing happened.
6. They are silent—but judgey.
Those big eyes will stare at you like you’ve personally offended them by existing.
8. Their little noses never stop wiggling.
Even when they’re asleep sometimes. Their nose is never not busy.
9. They steal each other’s food instantly.
Even if two are IDENTICAL, both bunnies want the same one.
Their teeth never stop growing.
Like… ever. If they didn’t chew constantly, their teeth could grow so long they’d curl into their skull.
Cute on the outside, dental horror on the inside.
They can scream.
Most people never hear it, but a rabbit’s scream is loud, high-pitched, and genuinely unsettling.
They see almost 360 degrees around them.
You basically cannot sneak up on a bunny. They know.
Baby bunnies can be very hard to find.
Mother rabbits dig nearly invisible nests and cover them so well people sometimes mow right over them without noticing.
Their hind legs can break their own spine.
If you hold a rabbit improperly and it kicks too hard, the force of its own kick can injure its back.
Fragile yet explosive.
They can be surprisingly territorial.
A sweet fluffy bun can turn into a tiny gremlin if you reach into “their” space without approval.
They can jump higher than you think—way higher.
A motivated rabbit can clear over 3 feet. Escape artists by nature.
In large numbers, rabbits can literally destroy entire ecosystems.
One fluffy bunny = cute.
Thousands of fluffy bunnies = ecological apocalypse. |
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